I can barely type I'm laughing so hard. I was just catching up on the BBC quotes of the week and Jose Mourihno's is a peach: "I think I have a naive team. They are naive because they are pure and they are clean. We don't have divers, we don't have violent people."
Rafa responds accurately as always (yes, I'm biased): "If Chelsea are naive and pure then I'm Little Red Riding Hood."
Anyway, here is the evidence of Jose's non-violent naive little flowers in action - in this first picture it's Essien trying to (un)surgically remove Didi Hamann's knee at Stamford Bridge and below the gentle chaps in blue having a discussion with some equally naive Arsenal players.